I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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