This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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