Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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