do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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