yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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