That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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