Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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