Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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