Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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