the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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