i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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