whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
