some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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