He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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