Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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