By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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