I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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