Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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