She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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