For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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