Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
