question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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