I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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