She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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