I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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