i would punch a child for taco bell
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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