I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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