can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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