Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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