I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
The beer is more important than you right now.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Randomize
