No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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