You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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