Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
the raccoons are back...
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