everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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