you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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