we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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