Hey man sorry I got all grabby
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
