tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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