Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Please don't give away my fajitas
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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