That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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