We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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