Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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