YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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