I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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