last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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