Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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