Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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