Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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