His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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