no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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