Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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