Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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