dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We are all done wearing pants today
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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