He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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